"Gregor, Gregor”, he called, “what’s wrong?” Gregor!” At the other side
door his sister came plaintively: “Gregor? “No”, said Gregor. Gregor is
ill. “Mother, mother”, said Gregor gently, looking up at her. Gregor only
remained close to his sister now. Gregor got out.” “Gregor had almost
entirely stopped eating. How can that be Gregor?"
— The Metamorphosis, by Kafka, as imagined by Microsoft Word 2008’s AutoSummarize function.